kaf = handcuffs, with the dot: that’s the “key”, making the hard “k” sound
samech = sounds like stomach
aleph = alephant!
Tsere = looks like two eyes under the samech here.
I can’t stomach (samech) it if someone handcuffs (kaf) an alephant (aleph) to the throne! I see with my little eyes that it really happened! (tsere)
I know, silly, but I want to Make Hebrew Fun!